Finding a big ugly crane fly in the front yard, showing him to me with great gentleness and care:
Kateri: He is soooo nice! If you want to call him Pumpkin Sweet, you can! He really likes that.
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Watching the construction at aunt Lulu's house |
Me; (Wrapping a Christmas present for my nephews Blake and Luke)
Kateri: Why is that for Blook and Lake?
Me; (laughing, for some reason this struck me SO FUNNY)
Kateri: WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?
Me; Oh something tickled my funny bone and I had to laugh.
Kateri: (thoughtful expression)
(5 minutes later)
Me (changing diaper in other room)
Kateri: (gales of loud laughter)
Me: Kateri, what are you laughing at?
Kateri: Someone tickled my funny bones!!
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First time dressing alike, courtesy of aunt Gigi Strube |
Kateri is an enthusiastic morning person, Sebastian is not.
Kateri (shouting); BASH! It's MORNING TIME!
Bashy: (silence)
Kateri (quieter, almost apologetically): It's morning time, Bashy.
Bashy: (still silent, staring ahead)
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Last flowers from October 26 |
Sebastian:(singing) " . . . High ho the derry-O, the cheese stands alone . . ."
Sebastian: (pause)
Sebastian: (with renewed gusto) "The HORSE gets the cheese! The horse gets the cheese!"
*Silence at Mass, during the moments after the consecration
Lady in our pew: (Sneezes loudly)
Sebastian: (chuckling even louder) Heh heh heh That FUNNY, mommy, that FUNNY!
Sebastian: (after he hurts himself in ANY way, minor or major, running to the cabinet): Bandaid on it! BANDAID ON IT!!!!!!
Kateri: We are building a train!
Me: Where are you going?
Kateri: We are going to WORK.
Me: Ok, great. Bring home the bacon!
Sebastian: (thinking momentarily)
Sebastian: Imma bring home the sausage, mommy!
(can you guess what his favorite breakfast meat is?)
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My garden helpers |
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lemon balm <3 |
And, sometimes, you start severely questioning your parenting techniques . . .
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ummmm |
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what on earth? I am so confused and worried |
(Another time)
Kateri: (singing) "I will cut you in pieces with a knife, dear Liza, dear Liza . ."
Me: (silently pondering where I went wrong)
Me (reading)
Kateri: (running up to me with a doll) She hurt herself, so we put bandaids on her.
Me: (seeing blood all over the dolls face, bandaids haphazardly all over her head) OH MY GOSH. THAT IS REAL BLOOD. WHO IS HURT?
Kateri (indifferently): Bashy
Me: Sebastian! Where did you get hurt?
Bashy (nonchalantly): on the table
Me; No, where on YOU?
Bashy: (confused look, as if to say "why are you even asking me that irrelevant question?")
(turns out he had a little cut on his thumb, so no worries there!)
OH! these crazy kids!